Dear Frank,
I'm sorry for leaving you in that nasty women's restroom. But I was only trying to protect you from drowning by placing you on the edge of that stark white sink. I hope you can forgive me.
I came back and searched everywhere for you, but I suppose someone else has snatched you up by now. I hope she treats you with kindness, but I know that nobody will love you in such an illogical way as I do.
Stay off the drugs, Frank.
And if you should ever find your way home, there will always be a place for you in the flowery tea cup next to Dexter and Eliza.
My condolences for your loss. ;-S
ReplyDeleteAw. Poor frank the owl ring.
ReplyDeletePoor little owl. I'm sure he found a nice home. I've very nearly done this type of thing so many time.
ReplyDeleteoh no Frank! Say it isnt so!
ReplyDeleteoooooh, that is such a face palm thingy. I do it soooo often! I have learned to keep my real silver and gold rings on when I wash my hands in publicplaces, haha. x
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